A-aniki!! >_< NO CHAINSAWS! If you get one, I'm never coming home again, pie or no pie. And I'm getting a restraining order to keep you away from the school.

I'm glad it bit you. That was divine punishment for even thinking about doing anything that required a chainsaw!

And what in the world does a field trip have to do with tennis practice?! No, you know what? Don't tell me. I don't wanna know.

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Yuuta! I'm shocked at you! Really, I was simply thinking of the yard work that needs done. It's not like Otousan has time to do it (or even time to come home for very long). I would never mutilate anyone in such a grotesque way - far too easy and cliche.

I was merely thinking of taking a trip to a few of the public tennis courts around town. Play against other people for a change. ^_^

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Your icon lies.

We don't live in the Amazon, aniki. There is NO yardwork at home that would require a chainsaw. Maybe not, but you'd be more than willing to scare the pants off of someone who came over, by pulling it out and pretending you'd use it on them. I know you don't like it when Mizuki-san comes to visit!

*eyes you suspiciously* I guess that's okay, then.

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Is this one more believable?

You don't need to live in the Amazon to need a chainsaw. I can use it to trim the bushes, trim tree branches, scare the neighbor's dog, the possibilities are endless. And also, you never know when there might be an emergency situation that would require one. What if a tree were to fall on Nee-chan's car? Or on the house?

Nee-chan was also thinking of getting a generator in case we lose electricity for a prolonged period of time. Because you never know when emergencies are going to occur. ^_^

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...Yes, actually.

*eys you* I don't trust you with a chainsaw any more than I trust you with any sharp object. There must be something that will do the same jobs without... being a chainsaw.

A generator sounds like a good idea. That way the food in the fridge won't go bad, and we won't have to be really hot or really cold if it's winter or summer during the outage. (ooc: Few things are worse than a sweltering day with no electricity to run the AC. Damn hurricanes!)

Also, I might not be home for a while. Next weekend I might be hanging out with Shishido-san and a few others, and the weekend after that is Ootori-kun's concert. I'll try to make it home the weekend after that, if nothing else comes up.

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I'm hurt, Yuuta. You don't think I'm trustworthy?

Well, it is good that you're adjusting to dorm life and making new friends although, I'm not sure about Shishido-san - he seems a little violent. But I know that Nee-san has been missing you terribly - why we had your favorite for supper last night.

(ooc: I think that one of the few things that are worse is below zero weather and no electricity. Blizzards! ><)

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You were going to buy a chainsaw?! O_O

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Why do you need a chainsaw Fujiko?

Aww... are you ok?

Yeah!! Your still in charge!

How have you been doing lately Fujiko?

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Well, like I said to Yuuta: trim bushes, trim tree branches, scare the neighbor's dog... the usual. Although, Momo wants me to bring it to practice. Saa, such a great idea! ^_^

Thank you, Eiji, I'm fine. The sign bite is going to leave a scar, but the chainsaw left no more damage than a bruise - easily handled.

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Ok. Just that when you said you were going to buy a chainsaw I thought you were going to do something bad to Mizuki-kun. Which it woudn't bother me. Momo-san wants you to bring the chainsaw?

That's good Fujiko. Oh no! Your going to have a scar? at pratice I'll kiss your bruise to make it feel better. As always Fujiko, I always care for you, so please be careful, ok?

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FUJI-SENPAI... WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BUYING A CHAINSAW? Please don't bring it to practice or anything. You might scare away all of the club members. Myself included.

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Saa, what a great idea, Momo! Perhaps I'll bring it to practice tomorrow.

Don't even think of skipping, I'm still in charge of practices, remember? Just imagine all the fun I could have if people try to skip. ^_^

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seems like you're giving people a lot of heart attacks there, shusuke kun! yuuta's nervous you know... he's afraid you may cause a massacre in his school..
you HIT your WRISTS with a CHAINSAW?? 0_o; are you ok shusuke?? did you already went to the hospital?? did you already get some treatment?? you're making me worry...
btw..how are doing?

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The whole point was to scare people!

It was just a bump. I only got a scratch, didn't even bleed very much. You don't need to worry about me, I'm fine. ^_^

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shusuke!! you're online at last!! been waiting for you for almost a week...
are you sure its only a scratch? im really worried..is drop dead worried!
good to hear you're fine! ^__^ so how was...everything? i mean, what have you been doing? i missed you..

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Sorry about that, I wasn't able to get online.

I'm fine, really! It's all healed and didn't even leave a scar. Really nothing to worry about. ^_^

I haven't been up to much lately - just the usual. Did you really?

(ooc: I live in the dorms at school and they block lj, so I have to go elsewhere if I want to get on. ><)

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its ok!! what's important is i managed to talk to you..at last!
glad it didnt left a scar that'll ruin your beautiful hand shusuke..but with or without scars, you're still BEAUTIFUL you know...

you've only been busy with tennis? yes!! i missed you a LOT! how about if we go out sometime...*blushes*

(awwww.. i know how hard it is because at my office lj is also blocked *sobs* i hope you dont mind my saeki flirting with your fuji..heheheh)

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It wouldn't have mattered much if it did. You're so sweet, Saeki-kun.

Tennis, and Nee-chan has kept me busy with chores and other stuff around the house. Ah, that would be nice! Just like old times, right? ^_^

(You're doing lj at work?! For shame! I'm a cashier so that isn't even an option. And no, I don't mind. Fuji's just going to play innocent at first, but he'll catch on eventually.)

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